Man scarf!

My wife and I got into a fight last night over my scarf. (A pea-green heavy knit acrylic blend with day-glow orange stripes at one end.)

She keeps throwing it on the floor.

I told her she better stop doing that.

“It’s too scratchy. I hate it!” she said.

IT’S A MAN SCARF Beee-UTCH! It’s supposed to be scratchy! Scratchy enough to make your neck BLEED YOUR HEAD OFF!